After coming back from Charnwood, we were sent an accident report to fill in for Thomas D's accident. We took this on our water activity camp to fill out. But boys do get silly (so do the leaders), so you can read our eye witness report written by some of the scouts. (This wasn't actually put in the report, obviously)

Witness Statement

Name:- Calum + Mick

Position:- Standing Up

Report:-

I believe that the previous statements are false. I witnessed Thomas D in the Charnwood souvenir shop with a stocking covering his face at the time of the accident.

His injuries were not caused by the bungee run but were a result of his hold-up going wrong, and a member of staff hitting Thomas with a large inflatable Charnwood novelty banana.

After this he made his getaway by contact a first aider and hijacking an air ambulance, forcing them to make a stop in Nottingham where his girlfriend was waiting.

His girl friend, Maid Marion made their way to the local forest where they made millions by fooling the public into showing they could grow large bananas in England by using the Charnwood inflatable ones. He was tipped-off by robin hood to the sheriff and robin hood took his millions and distributed it to the poor, stating "I rob from the rich, and give to the poor".