Killer Cat

Can't stop, my cat's trying to eat me

I guess he thinks I'm kinda meaty

Let's go down to the pet shop

to get some pills and a pork chop

I fed it all to my killer cat

but all it did was get really fat

I guess that all I can do is

run, run, run away

That cat, That cat, That stupid cat has gone...

That cat, That cat, That stupid cat has gone...

That cat, That cat, That stupid cat has gone...

First we got Tom, he looks like a bomb

next we got purdie, who tweets like a burdie

then we got josh, who keeps all the dosh

last we got benji, who likes to cut hedgie

Hi I am grand mr P

I come from the land of the free

who ever told you that

is your enemy, me

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